The Scarylibrarian

Often imitated, never duplicated

Periodically I like to google myself. Hmmm. Actually when I see that in print I realize how pervy that sounds. I meant to say, I periodically like to check myself on the search engine Google for no reason at all. It’s just something to do. So today I entered “scarylibrarian” and lo and behold, found out that there’s somebody out there who ripped off my handle! There’s some chick that’s using it and posting all over these random boards in Toronto and Seattle. This imposter has no idea what or why the words “scary librarian” are important to me. I know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, blah blah blah, but really, it doesn’t take that many brain cells to try to make something that’s your own and that means something to you. Shoot, lady, I’ll even offer up a few for you for free. Snazzylibrarian. Stumpedlibrarian. Seismiclibrarian. Saucylibrarian. See? It’s that easy.

posted by The Scarylibrarian @ 9:29 PM