I feel like a woman!
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a ladyMen's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Shania forgot to add a vital part to this song: once a month, women of fertile age all over the planet really feel like a woman when their hormones start surging forth in an uncontrollable tidal wave of WRATH.
I’ve been eating everything in sight. For the past two days, I’ve had two breakfasts and two lunches, and the bottomless pit that is my stomach keeps chanting, “more, more, more!” The boyfriend watched in shock last night and I inhaled four tacos. A blob of salsa and sour cream coagulated down the side of my chin when I unsuccessfully tried to stuff whole tacos into my mouth, and I ate the feast as if I was by myself in my ratty reindeer-and-santa pajamas watching a “Real World” Marathon.
For the last few days my tolerance threshold has been dipping into dangerous lows.
Gotta go and eat a taco…
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