The Scarylibrarian

Running, running, as fast as we can

Bend It Like Beckham Movie Tally 02.01.04: two

It's drizzling today so my plans to run are squashed. Somebody in the elevator at work on Friday asked me if I plan on doing any half marathons anytime soon. I will never run 13.1 miles again unless I am being chased by aliens and/or my life depended on it, or if I could exchange my day job as a Legal Secretary for a lifetime of independent, easy wealth. If you plan on running a half-marathon I'll give you a piece of advice that I wish somebody would have clued me in on: chafing is a bitch! Save yourself some misery and put some Vasaline or Astroguilde between your thighs.

The Superbowl is today and I saw a commercial with Jessica Simpson and the Muppets. Poor Nick - he probably had to explain to her for at least a good two hours that the Muppets are in fact puppets, and not real. I have a theory that most kitchen items could beat Jessica Simpson in "Final Jeopardy!" When I figure out how to set that experiment up I'll let you know the outcome.

posted by The Scarylibrarian @ 4:18 PM