You can tell everybody that this is your song
I have blown my attempt to watch my caloric intake today. My downfall: Girlscout Lemon Cooler Cookies.Ode to My Empty Box of Girlscout Lemon Cooler Cookies
I think that pink is the new black
and Girl Scout cookies are laced with crack.
It's official: I'm a wino. I bought a vacuum pump thingy that preserves open bottles of wine. I am now limiting myself to two glasses in one sitting. Hmmm, now that I think about it, I'd be more of a wino of I finished the bottles in one sitting and had no use for the vacuum pump.
The Wino's Song
I bought a pump to save my wine
From disintegration; it gives me time
to drink a little every day
and here's where I'm afraid to say
I like to drink, I am a lush
So glad that these grapes have been crushed.
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